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Feb
06

Does God Expect Most Men to Get Married? (Introducing the PMV Bible)

Marriage SignI have read a lot of commentary from religious leaders about single people. In particular, I note that several Evangelical commentators believe God ordains a minority of souls to be single. Everyone else, on the other hand, is supposed to get married. In fact, some pundits now talk about the “sin of delaying marriage.”

Until now, I could never figure out where some people were getting the notion that God expects most people to marry. How could they deal with the Apostle Paul’s clear teachings on singleness? Then it occurred to me. These religious leaders must have a different Bible than I do! I guess my mistake was in using texts such as the King James Version, New King James Version, and yes, even the fourth edition of the UBS Greek New Testament. But don’t worry. I think I tracked down the version these people are using. I refer to none other than the newly published Pro-Marriage Version of the Bible (PMV), released by the Familianity International Institute of Evangelical Eisegesis. To get an idea of the scholarship that lies behind the celebrated PMV, I want to show you how so many scriptures read in this version of the Bible when compared to, say, the King James Version (KJV):

Genesis 1:27-28

(KJV): So God created man in His own image, in the image of God created He him; male and female He created them. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, “Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish and the sea, and over the fowls of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.”

(PMV): So God created man in His own image, in the image of God created He him; male and female He created them. Then it was commanded you, having been said to you, dear reader, “Keep multiplying, whether the earth is full or not.”

Genesis 2:18

(KJV): And the Lord God said, “It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him a help meet for him.”

(PMV): And then it was said, “Not only is it bad for Adam to be alone, but it is bad for other men to be alone, too! Women are made for all of them.” And, lo it was reckoned that all women are God’s gift to men, or at least many act like they are.

Genesis 2:24

(KJV): Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife; and they shall be one flesh.

(PMV): Therefore let us move beyond mere explanations for why a man seeks out a woman. Let’s go on to say that all men must do this. It so decreed! End of discussion.

Proverbs 18:22

(KJV): Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favor from the Lord.

(PMV): Only those who findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favor from the Lord. Every else lives the desperate life of a sad loser. Ignore other passages in Proverbs about contentious women, women who make their husbands ashamed, and hateful women who get married. Of course, one wonders about a woman who seeketh a husband. What does she findeth? “A meal ticket,” sayeth an ornery, old man. May someone maketh the old man shut up.

Proverbs 19:14

(KJV): Houses and riches are the inheritance of fathers: and a prudent wife is from the Lord.

(PMV): House and riches are what you get when you become a Dad, and a prudent wife is from the Lord. So what are you waiting for? You’re commanded to enjoy the Good Life! Oh, by the way, peanuts and wheat are also from the Lord, so you better partake of these blessings whether you have allergies or not! Why? Because if it is good and if it is from the Lord, you are commanded to partake of it! You are not allowed to question the basis of our interpretation! We find your lack of faith disturbing! By the way, ignore other passages in Proverbs about contentious women, women who make their husbands ashamed, and hateful women who get married.

Ecclesiastes 9:9

(KJV): Live joyfully with the wife whom thou lovest all the days of the life of thy vanity …

(PMV): Live with a wife, joyfully or not, all of the days of the life of thy vanity …

Malachi 2:15

(KJV): And did not He make one? Yet had He the residue of the Spirit. And wherefore one? That He might seek a godly seed …

(PMV): And did not He make one? Yet had He the residue of the Spirit. And wherefore one? That He might seek a godly seed. And who are the godly seed? Why Christian families! Surely they must be same the “holy seed” of Ezra 9:2. You know, since Christian families are the “holy seed” by birthright, not only do they refuse to marry foreigners, but they also sacrifice bulls and goats and stay away from pork!

Matthew 19:10-11

(KJV): His disciples say unto Him, “If the case of the man be so with his wife, it not good to marry.” But He [Jesus] said to unto them, “All men cannot receive this saying, save they to whom it is given.”

(PMV): His disciples say unto Him, “If the case of the man be so with his wife, it not good to marry.” But the reply was given, “Most men cannot receive the saying, ‘It is good to be single.'” And the disciples were amazed because that wasn’t quite what they said.

1 Corinthians 7:2

(KJV): Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

(PMV): Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have a wife, whether she be his own or not, and let every woman have a husband, whether he be her own or not! Yea, every man and woman must do this, except for a few oddballs, and even though I am going to turn around and say something on behalf of singleness! Do I contradict myself? I speak in clever Parables!

1 Corinthians 7:7

(KJV): For I wish that all men were even as I myself, but every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that.

(PMV): For I wish that a few oddballs could be as I myself, but as for others who are like myself, they may not have the wonderful Gift of Singleness. Only a mysterious, select few have the vaunted Gift of Singleness. Now how can a Christian be simultaneously single and not yet have the Gift of Singleness is beyond me. I guess that if you are currently blessed with singleness and yet, don’t have the wonderful Gift of Singleness, then the singleness you are experiencing is a clever illusion. Therefore, you must stop being single because you really are not having the gift, even though it appears that you are. Enough! My head hurts. Don’t bother me with hard questions, you silly Corinthians!

1 Corinthians 7:8-9

(KJV): I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I. But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

(PMV): I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I. But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

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Wait a minute! That last verse looks the same in both versions! Yep. And too bad they are not the same as what is written in the original language. The phrase “cannot contain” is not in the Greek manuscripts, folks. It should be translated as “will not contain.” Yes, dear reader. We can claim that the Word of God is inerrant, but our English translations are a different story altogether.

Now you can tell that I used some sarcasm in most of the verses above to make a point. But let us not stop just yet. Here are some verses that are not in the Pro-Marriage Version of the Bible:

Proverbs 12:4

A virtuous woman is a crown to her husband: but she that maketh ashamed is as rottenness in his bones.

Proverbs 21:9

It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.

Proverbs 30:21-23

For three things the earth is disquieted and for four it cannot bear: for a servant when he reigneth; and a fool when he is filled with meat; for an odious woman when she is married; and a handmaid that is heir to her mistress.

1 Corinthians 7:36-38

But if any man think that he behaveth himself uncomely toward his virgin, if she pass the flower of her age, and need so require, let him do what he will, he sinneth not: let them marry. Nevertheless he that standeth steadfast in his heart, having no necessity, but hath power over his own will, and hath so decreed in his heart that he will keep his virgin, doeth well. So then he that giveth her in marriage doeth well; but he that giveth her not in marriage doeth better.

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Oh boy, that last verse seems to put a nail in the coffin of the idea that God mandates most people to get married. That also puts the kibosh on telling people to “be fruitful and multiply” and to have “godly seed.” After all, it looks like God has given some people a genuine choice in the matter and He doesn’t seem think His sovereignty has been compromised by human beings exercising free will. Are there any Reformed Protestant theologians squirming in their seats because I said that? Tough.

Now let me say something in particular to any religious men that may be reading this. The idea that God wants most men to get married cannot be proven from the Scriptures. Someone might say that marriage is the norm in the Bible. Folks, agriculture is a norm in the Bible, too. Big, hairy deal. Anybody that tries to shame you into thinking that you need to get married and have children so that you can “grow up” and fulfill the “pattern of Biblical manhood” is selling you a Sam’s Club-sized vat of snake oil. Ignore such a person, and go your own way in this matter.

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22 Responses to “Does God Expect Most Men to Get Married? (Introducing the PMV Bible)”


  1. 1 Egghead
    February 20, 2006 at 6:55 pm

    Preach it, Brother! Preach it!

  2. 2 paul
    February 21, 2006 at 7:28 am

    Marriage is really the only truly devastating mistake a man can make. Other difficulties can in the end usually be overcome. Only marriage is fatal to the ‘being’ of a man. The problem is that when young a man will probably not see this. It is only after the catastrophe that insight will come. It seems to me that if God did make us then he made us fatally flawed. All was going well until the self destructive instinct was added that result in our getting married.

  3. 3 Billie Sue
    March 2, 2006 at 4:29 pm

    Could someone show me exactly where in the bible that a man and woman have to get married?

  4. 4 sean
    June 8, 2006 at 3:55 pm

    you’re lack of truth and doctrine has shown you to be very foolish. Bitterness leads to defile many.. all I see in these comments are bitterness and a lack of integrity to God’s word. Sorry if I seem harsh in the way i’m speaking but I believe that you are misleading many

  5. 5 sean
    June 8, 2006 at 3:55 pm

    you’re lack of truth and doctrine has shown you to be very foolish. Bitterness leads to defile many.. all I see in these comments are bitterness and a lack of integrity to God’s word. Sorry if I seem harsh in the way i’m speaking but I believe that you are misleading many

  6. June 8, 2006 at 8:45 pm

    Sean,

    You made your accusations. Now where is your exegesis of the Scriptures? If what you say is true, then show me my error and save my audience from my supposed misleading of them.

    Do you realize if I made the same sort of accusations that you did on a pronuptialist’s blog, my comments would probably not see the light of day? Why are the pronuptialist blogs heavily monitored and regulated? I think that’s very telling, isn’t it?

    Are you ready to contend for the faith (Jude 3) and dissect my arguments? Or do I expect too much from you?

  7. 7 Gloria Kansime
    January 31, 2007 at 7:19 am

    I want GOD to give me a man to marry wowuld you please give me Scriptures in the word of God where he said that the would give us a huasband if we asked him.

  8. June 30, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Wow. How catty and entirely un-helpful to those readers who were expecting an accurate, balanced, non-synical response to the question: Do I have to marry? Way to go…

  9. January 23, 2010 at 1:04 am

    quote:”wait a minute! That last verse looks the same in both versions! Yep. And too bad they are not the same as what is written in the original language. The phrase “cannot contain” is not in the Greek manuscripts, folks. It should be translated as “will not contain.” Yes, dear reader. We can claim that the Word of God is inerrant, but our English translations are a different story altogether”

    sorry dont mean to be rude. But I am a Greek and have been speaking Ellinika since I was a wee lad. I also studying koine but you must understand Greek is not like latin-to french and italian , its actually a linear language. That means a modern Greek speaker like myself can pick up the bible and understand it in Greek. The verse does indeed say CANNOT contain not will not contain.
    This is why if you look at as many english versions as you can lay your hands on they all have a variation of ‘cannot’ not ‘will not’. The hundreds of scholars translated it that way because that is in the Greek. As a Greek myself I often have seen my protestant brethern use this type of argumentation “its not in the original Greek!” but Greek is not some mystery language like ancient egyptian hierglyphs–that is its easily understandable if you give it some study. Greek has a grammar and an alphabet like english does its not like chinese (which to us Greeks is the real ‘mystery’ language–Greek people actually do say ‘its all chinese to me!’ when they dont understand something. My cousin said that when I was in Greece last summer).

    Sorry I dont mean to sound rude but Cannot contain is definitely in the scripture”

    εἰ δὲ οὐκ ἐγκρατεύονται γαμησάτωσαν κρεῖττον γάρ ἐστιν γαμῆσαι ἢ πυροῦσθαι

    Notice the “οὐκ” or οὐ –it is cannot. Its the same greek word as in Mat 5:14 ” Ye are the light of the world . A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid .”

    also in Mat 7:18 ” A good tree CANNOT bring forth evil fruit, neither a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.”

    The words for those are the same. Sorry in the Greek its very clear.

    Yasou (goodbye in Greek)

  10. January 23, 2010 at 1:15 am

    Ps for WILL NOT the construction is ἐάω οὐ –notice the addition of ἐάω before. This is ‘will not’ in Greek (both modern and koine (and byzantine)–like I said its a linear language so changes aren’t erratic).

    Here is an excellent example:

    1Cr 10:13 There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God [is] faithful, who WILL NOT (ἐάω οὐ) suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear [it].

    As for the rest of the statements it would take too long to go over them but I want to assure English speakers that the New American Standard and the Amplified Version together are as close as you’ll get to understanding Greek without learning Greek (although as a Greek I’d love it if the whole church and the whole world would learn Greek!). Anyway, those pesky independent baptists seem to be correct after all: God does want most men to get married!

    In my own branch of christianity (Im eastern orthodox) even the priests cannot become priests if they are not married first. And this is because shortly after Paul when the early greek speaking church (after Paul the gentile converts exploded) studied the scriptures and prayerfully came to the conclusion that marriage is the norm by far for humanity.

    God bless you all in Christ. And may He grant you the desires of your hearts.

  11. January 23, 2010 at 1:20 am

    PPS sorry about the link back –I work in the dental industry –my regular website-blog is down.

  12. 12 Faith and Society Editor
    June 15, 2010 at 5:36 am

    Dimitris,

    As someone told me in graduate school, a modern Greek speaker does not necessarily understand the Koine– and yes sir, I have had formal study in New Testament Greek. Right now, I am looking — not at an interlinear — but at my USB Greek Text, 4th ed. Matt 5:14 and Matt. 7:18 contain the word dunatai — right after the word “ou”. Do you know what that word means, sir? As for 1 Cor. 7:9, the phrase literally translates, “but if they are not practicing self-control” The notion of ability (can or cannot) does not inhere in the word “ou”. BAGD 2nd does not list the word “cannot” as a translation for “ou”

    I suggest you look up the New International Commentary on the New Testament (1 Corinthians) (published by Eerdmans) and read Gordon Fee’s take on the matter.

  13. 13 Rich
    September 4, 2010 at 8:09 am

    I sincerely thank you, Faith and Society Editor, for the information you have provided.

  14. 14 SeriousMarkSays
    February 27, 2013 at 5:50 am

    i certainly hope with God’s blessing that i will be able to meet a good woman for me this time, especially after my wife of 15 years that cheated on me, and i was a very caring and loving husband that was very committed to her as well. i do not like going out as it is, because i seem to meet the wrong women instead of connecting with the right woman for me. women’s attitude nowadays have certainly changed for the worst, and i wish that we could have the women like June Cleaver and Donna Reed again come back. they were very much more educated than the ones that are out there today, and were very committed to their men as well. there are many of us straight men that certainly would want to get married again, and who would want to be alone anyway?, not me. the men and women that were very fortunate to have met one another and have a family, should really go to church to pray and thank God very much for having a life that many of us men would have wanted too.

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